The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

I’d like to invent a product that’ll turn 18-year-olds into 21-year-olds, and sell it in front of bars.

Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

You don’t need to drink to get over your feelings. Deal with your feelings that’s how you get over them,

Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.

Passivity is corrosive to the soul; it feeds on feelings of integrity and pride, and it can be as tempting as a drug.

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.

Alcohol helps you to loosen up to make memories you won’t forget, and then it helps you to forget them completely.

I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

He finished his drink. 'I don’t like mornings either,' he said. “That’s why I’m a writer.

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.