And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.

Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me.

Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

They were drinking, laughing and dancing, but I was sitting alone in the corner and talking to your soul.

I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinne

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"....

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

Wenn du mit einem Schweden um die Wette saufen willst, solltest du zumindest Finne oder Russe sein.(S. 148)

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.