Not only am I not my dad’s favorite child—I’m his only child.

It feels good to have parents, but it feels even better to not have an evil one.

We never get over our fathers, and we’re not required to. (Irish Proverb)

(Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit," which was and is awesome.)

You have my whole heart. You always did. You're the best guy. You always were.

People are supossed to aspire to become their fathers, not shudder at the thought.

God is merciful to all, as he has been to you; he is first a father, then a judge.

He wipes tears off my face and then snot. He uses his hands. He loves me that much.

In half hour my mother has managed to give me what my father couldn't: my past.

A son is an unfulfilled man’s last attempt to fulfill his unfulfilled dreams.

Every major accomplishment in a man's life requires a major level of commitment.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

I am somebody's son, and I know a guy I call "Dad." Those two things are unrelated.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I'm bored," she said."Learn how to tap-dance," he suggested, without turning around.