The only thing they valued higher than ammunition were Man United footballs.

Life is sometimes like knockout football; if you have no goal, invite penalty!

I've never been part of a tie. You didn't lose, but you didn't win.

Soccer must be played with the heart,not with strength and talent as perceived.

If you're ashamed to stand by your colours, you better seek for another flag.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

I eat footballs, and I shit touchdowns. And I always wear a helmet when I make love.

Winners accept responsibility because acceptance of responsibility nullifies excuses.

I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can't

we first need to get boys out for football and then the plan will gradually come into play

The great cancer facing all of us during this ‘new millennium’ is entitlement.