Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am the rodeo cowboy riding that zebra.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my ass.

Matthew had won this battle—a battle in a war marked no more by yards on an open field, but by scars unseen.

Ce que je sais de la morale, c'est au football que je le dois.(I know of morality, it is football that I owe.)

America is a country built on unity, hard work and diligent pursuit of personal goals leading to collective success.

Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this.

The Enemy of the best is the good. If you're always settling with what's good, you'll never be the best.

I learned a long time ago that there is something worse than missing the goal, and that's not pulling the trigger.

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

The third year at a school for any head coach is the most important year for the program they are attempting to develop.

If you see adversity arriving at your game field, time to put on your pads and let see how well you can tackle adversity.

I think we had to hit rock-bottom in all facets of the program before we could ever start moving in a positive direction.

football is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.

Eric likesto do what he likes, when he likes, because he likes it -and then fuck off.We'd all want a bit of that.