He who hesitates is a damned fool.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

I can't go on, I'll go on.

I can't give a Professor love!

Reality continues to ruin my life.

So what? All writers are lunatics!

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

Humour is an antidote to isolation

When you serve a beer-cock an ear.

Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Those are parallel! Leave me alone!

To err is human, to purr is feline.

God does not play dice, bankers do.

Excruciating agony makes me cranky.