Well, that's an evil smile...

Don't turn blue all over now.

Civilization is vastly overrated.

Attack of the Kitchen Appliances!

Will slam poems and I slam doors.

Someday is not a day of the week.

A sneeze can never be to far away

whoopdie-friggin-doo, fooled you!

Humor is an antidote to isolation

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

Die verb: To stop sinning suddenly

I know how to use a fellytone now.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

I'm too old to know everything