If you are good life is good.

Hell's bells, irony blows.

So many books, so little time.

I am a perfectionist in spirit

Intelligent men are dangerous.

Madness has no sense of humou

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

Kitty need's a tounge bath

What, you egg? [He stabs him.]

Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Shame comes in different doses.

We were just looking at maps...

A joke is a very serious thing.

eBooks make lousy door stoppers

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!