Maybe there is some Abnegation in everyone. Well in everyone but Peter."-Tris Prio

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

The reason politics makes strange bedfellows is because they all like the same bunk.

My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...

Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

You know, Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head.

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth.

You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none.

Why did you buy them? Stop buyin my shit Austin! First the hay, now my horses. Why?

Some people react to suffering by denying the very possibility of God's existence

Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?

It is a mistake," Labruyère tells us, "to be in love without an ample fortune.

An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true.