Sorry about your bad luck.

Day blame ornery youngins.

My toe as a lethal weapon!

Trust me, I write fiction.

Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye

Wakey wakey eggs and bacey!

Obstinate, headstrong girl!

I never said she was a lady.

Solve this, pink-haired lady.

Real men don't make salad

Ease off the martyr throttle.

whatever you are be a good one

Scrawny little mundane bastard.

All magic cookies with a price!

You could have heard a bee fluff