The wand picks you, you don't pick the wand.

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My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.

Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food.

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

In 2015 tattoos are more permanent than marriages

Lui Panaitescu de la vecinii orfani si neconsolati

ARISE, AWAKE AND STOP NOT TILL THE GOAL IS REACHED

Am I a human? Yes. Then I like The Princess Bride.

Paranoid means you are aware of 10% of the problem

Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.