Plans are invitation to disappointment.

None are so busy as the fool and knave.

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

It was a hot, moist armpit of a night...

Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!

Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)

She smelled of talcum powder and Big Red.

Life is about more that quotes about life

Boys... You're all idiots" - Carlaine

I don't care how impossible it seems.

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

You're about as delicate as an AK-47.

Look at you, all Rocky Horror Picture Ho.

Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!