Plans are invitation to disappointment.
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None are so busy as the fool and knave.
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Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?
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It was a hot, moist armpit of a night...
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Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!
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Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!
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Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)
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She smelled of talcum powder and Big Red.
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Life is about more that quotes about life
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Boys... You're all idiots" - Carlaine
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I don't care how impossible it seems.
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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
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You're about as delicate as an AK-47.
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Look at you, all Rocky Horror Picture Ho.
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Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!
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