Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Why yes, have you tried aisle 7?
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I would so rock at running amuck.
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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
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Hocus Pocus let's try to focus
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you don't know until you know!
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Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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If you are not dancing, your dead.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Any day above ground is a good day.
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Then the Miller fell off his horse.
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We have met the enemy and he is us.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Shall I add a man to my collection?
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Don't that make your bosom plim?
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