Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Why yes, have you tried aisle 7?

I would so rock at running amuck.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Hocus Pocus let's try to focus

you don't know until you know!

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

If you are not dancing, your dead.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Any day above ground is a good day.

Then the Miller fell off his horse.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Shall I add a man to my collection?

Don't that make your bosom plim?