First her body goes missing, then her finger.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Most beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

I regret it is not possible to marry by post.

Weird is just a side-effect of being awesome!

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

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Holy Crap, Kaitriana you are one wicked Witch.

Free will always results in collateral damage.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

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First we crawl. Later we crawl on broken glass.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

The greatest stories are simple, but well told.

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship