Jews are estimated to be less than 1% of the world's population yet approximately 25% of the world's billionaires are Jewish.

If you throw money out of the window throw it out with joy. Don’t say: 'one shouldn't do that' - that is bourgeois.

A speeding fine lets me know it’s OK to break the law, just so long as I’m willing pay money for the privilege to do so.

It's scented! Your wedding invitations are scented?""It's meant to be lavender.""No, Dex - it's money. It smells of money.

Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an end to xenophobia.

I have never deceived anyone, for I have never belonged to anyone. My independence was all my wealth: I have known no other happiness.

In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.

Restraining, saving, assuring your checkbook balance...what does all taht amount to? If I go broke one day I'll just take out loans

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wants to make a million dollars, the the best way would be to start his own religion.

Max would conclude, "that's who I want to be. The pope. And I'll do the same thing he does. I'll keep all the goddamn money.

Why help make big companies bigger when you can get the same thing from the little guy and actually help someone accomplish their dream?

If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. Ten dimes is too much money to spend on one dollar.

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

I can't picture in my mind three hundred and sixty thousand dollars... When I think of it, all I can see in my mind is a big nickel.

I refer to myself as he, the third person, because the first two people are out on a date. They probably expect me to pick up their tab.