They did seem pretty serious about their mayhem.

Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me.

They don't know you're secretly a badass?

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace.

Damn, there goes my chance for some hot sexy talk.

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.

Hacks didn't destroy, they just...creatively amended.

I can't simply adopt strays because they seem winsome.

She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies.

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

Wake me for the massacre, okay? Don't want to miss it.

Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.

My, if I didn't loathe her so much, I'd admire her.

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.