Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve

I never did have much, so having it rough came with the territory. I was conditioned for it.

Unfortunately, mortal life is very fragile, and very short. Yours could be shorter than usual.

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?

It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.

I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?"- Black Dawn

Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first.

Only as equals can we keep the peace. It is not in our nature, but it is the only way to survive.

I feel like I'm some kind of fugitive here, like I'm hiding from something. Maybe myself.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

Of course. What else? Why can't any of you guys ever come up with something that uses chocolate?

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

This one is named Eve," I said. "And don't check my teeth like I'm your livestock. I bite back.

Did he just say--?""Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did.""Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.