Politics works on the principle that an idiot who knows more idiots is an intelligent.

Politicians are like diapers They both need changing regularly and for the same reason

The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution

Politicians are like diapers They both need changing regularly and for the same reason

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B A M D or Ph D Unfortunately they don t have a J O B

I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

It is one thing to believe in witches, and quite another to believe in witch-smellers.

When people think that politics is a joke, they then deserve the jokers that rule them.

President Obama has run out of excuses he s run out of ideas We re going to get him out

People don't have the imagination to understand politicians. People are too innocent

When people start talking about Right and Left, they stop talking about right and wrong.

the difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment.

The American political experience can therefore be viewed as optimism in the collective.

If I had campaigned for it Arvind Kejriwal would have become the chief minister of Delhi

The politician is an acrobat He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does