Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

The statesman s duty is to bridge the gap between his nation s experience and his vision

You don't say 'they all do it' unless you know you've been doing it too.

Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.

All dreams of empire end because day breaks in the hearts of the slaves used to build it.

Not every smile is genuine some are just the bared fangs of wolves about to eat you - rjs

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.

Left vs. Right is an out-dated concept and an oversimplification of 21st Century politics

The FDA and the EPA are supposed to be protecting us, not the people who make the poison.

We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.

I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politicians.

Those who believe religion and politics aren't connected don't understand either.

When being distracted by a sideshow, one should wonder what is happening in the big tent.

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied