How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

What is conservatism? Is it not the adherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?

I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hea

Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate.(on the birth of his granddaughter)

If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hea

Everything is offensive, to somebody. I mean, you could say Congress and I’d be in a rage.

Because of racism, he can't govern effectively' is not a great argument for re-election.

It is more pleasant and useful to undertake the experience of revolution than to write about it.

If BJP discloses all black-money holders names then who will give them money to fight elections?

Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity, and fashion will drive them to acquire any custom.

Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them