Congress loves and cares for the poor That s we have so many of them after 65 years of development

We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

Every time in politics they've a change of a leader, just remember they're changing liars.

How did my semen get on his anus? Simple—the lipstick. But that’s politics, no?


You may think the president is all-powerful but he is not He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord

Kurti had believed in politics, and politics had deceived him, the way politics deceives everyone.

In modern politics, even the leader of the free world needs help from the sultan of Facebookistan.

I have got guts to say that once you become MP or MLA it s like Cocaine you can t do your business

The power of a corrupt government is located in the ignorance and indifference of its people - rjs

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

Selling the presidency like cereal! How can you talk seriously about issues with half-minute spots?

Corruption embezzlement fraud exist everywhere What successful economics do is keep it to a minimum

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

When they see me holding fish they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers

Corrupt citizens breed corrupt rulers, and it is the mob who finally decides when virtue shall die.