Pakistan desires peace and tranquility both within and outside its borders so that socio-economic development goals are achieved

..Liberals see racism where it doesn't exist, fabricate it when they can't find it and ignore it within their own ranks.

There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as long as people believe they need politicians.

If there is a smoke, there is a fire, the saying goes, That is quite true, but one should find what the fire is, and who lit it.

The difference between politics and religion is that the first makes it legal to hate, and makes the love of the second illegal.

We have Father s Day Mother s Day Valentine s Day Fool s day once a year But in our country Clean Chit Day is celebrated everyday

Ideology is dead..Politics is about barter..you give some, take back a lot more. Its business at the end of the day. - Ravi Nehra

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future.

I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.

On the card I wrote, “Thinking of you,” and the picture was of my erect penis. I hope my local congressman got it OK.

The Government is making a fool of itself by attributing all terrorism and acts against the government only to one single patriot

A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.

But one immediate thing can be done right now, and that is: lower the temperature. Any way you can, and everybody. Just lower it.

Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at the dinner table? I’m training for Congress.