We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Because my family has no money, I’ve decided to become a prostitute. That’s right, I’m going into politics.

Those who believe that where great personages are concerned new favors cause old injuries to be forgotten deceive themselves.

People bounce from voting Democrat to voting Republican, as both parties serve the interests of big business and big banking.

I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it on the pubic region of a lobbyist.

Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it....

When leaders betray their people and the people don't overthrow them, it's not just the leaders who should be blamed.

I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s a fact: politicians are not loyal.

But what is the core of the political? Men killing men on the largest scale in broad daylight and with the greatest serenity.

When bad men combine the good must associate; else they will fall one by one an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle

Gay diversity is like the Village People. You can all wear different stupid outfits as long as you sing the same stupid song.

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day a more tranquil night and a bright infinite future

I stayed up all night making love—to myself. That reminds me, I need to buy some more Jell-O and political biographies.

I have witnessed how the power of listening, storytelling and embracing gray areas breaks through the rigid 'us vs. them.