I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.

As long as there is life, my dear friends, laughter will be the weapon of we who mock it even as we struggle to understand it.

I was trying to have an insight, and all I could think of was that I'd backed myself into a corner, and the corner was me.

Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.

Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

He was no stranger to compassion: his heart was open to many good impulses, though his rank often prevented their manifestation.

A fig for those by law protected!Liberty's a glorious feast!Courts for cowards were erected,Churches built to please the priest!

Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

Everyday she loses a bit more of herself , every day another nail in her coffin house payments medical bills and middle aged isolation

...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.""Wow that would be terrific," I said

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.