You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?

Does the mind come with beign human, or is it just a bonus some have?!

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.

A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.

Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.

his mind's like Alcatraz. once something's in, it never gets out

Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

I’m not bipolar, I’ve just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.

Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up.

I couldn't hack it in Hollywood, my writing's wasn't bad enough.