I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.

Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!

I’m trained in sarcasm. It’s like karate, only the sting lasts longer.

He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.--Havana Red

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self]

There are these amazing little seeds called compassion.  You should grow some.

come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon

You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.