I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.


If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculato

I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.

Just because it makes no sense doesn't mean it's not good advice.

A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.


A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.


It's amazing how easy the truth is to accept...No matter how strange.

If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.

A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.


What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love.

Strange enlightenments are vouchsafed to those who seek the higher places.

I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love.

Our love was soggy, like the biscuits I forgot to take out of the bathtub.

My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.

A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.