Neal! It's your grief counselors. We're here to hug!

Broad daylight does not encourage the apprehension of horror.

Hell had frozen over and I was lost in its endless labyrinth.

I kissed Ryan, and it charged him up like a freaking Duracell.

Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.

A child’s imaginary playmate just might actually be there.

I’d seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.

She was feeling supernatural tonight. She wanted to EAT diamonds.

Identity was everything, but it seemed I never had one. (Jessica)

Through dreams, God awakened me; through prayers, God directed me.

Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.

God and Jesus are supernatural beings and a paranormal experience.

And in any case...there are no more supernatural noises nowadays...

If I am going to be a monster, the least I could do is be well fed!

He looks at you like you’re crème brûlée.