When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.

All that alcohol does for them is to liberate the sense of sin, which reason suppresses in saner moments.

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.

Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day.

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"....

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)