Now don t say you can t swear off drinking; it s easy I ve done it a thousand times

I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore.

I think I need a drink.''Almost everybody does only they don't know it.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics, I break out in handcuffs"-Robert Downey Jr.

Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrument?

Alcohol is good for killing microbes. It does mean that it also kills macrobes (human).

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian

He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet.

Even though a number of people have tried no one has yet found a way to drink for a living