Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.


A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.


A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.


A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick and unchewy piece of chewing gum. 


A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC.


A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 


Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.


I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.


A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.


A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.


A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the mason of every woman’s dreams.


A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 


A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 


A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.


A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.