People who need people who need people need the luckiest people in the world.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Is the line between the essential and the peripheral essential or peripheral?

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

I can pass any polygraph, as long as it's cut up into small enough bites.

President wants coup in some place called 'Canada' someone find a map

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world.

Secret 737160022162. It's unthinkable only to the extent it's doable.

If you've recruited one intelligence asset, they've recruited you all.

You took a bath without me?"I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.

Do I need to fire the little prat yet?” Liza Van der Bruggenziltch-Finch.

I didn’t come from a broken home – more like deliberately imploded.