Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your R&B.

All is not lost – so why the hell should it stop to ask for directions???

The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it.

I started being a comedy fan when I was I m going to guess like 5 or 6 years old

Not my circus, not my monkeys (but definitely my 27 clowns piling out of a car).

Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

It's a moot point whether your ass needs kicking, if kicking needs your ass.

So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules.

He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

The meaning of life is XXXXXXXXXXX… Redaction mark? What redaction mark?

On the directory map in CIA Headquarters lobby, it says 'You Aren't Here.

For two years I was seeing a sex therapist. I’m now seeing a sex therapist.

Don't show me the before and after. Show me the before before and after after.

When it comes to working with heads of state, my preferred variety is the titular.