A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.

If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.

I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-year degree.

Ukiwa na kipaji nenda shule kurekebisha kipaji chako, ukiwa na ujuzi nenda shule kurekebisha ujuzi wako.

I didn't give it much thought back then. I just wanted to get all the words straight and collect my A.

One thing they do not teach you in college is what you will actually be doing in a career of your choosing.

Will you be able to touch me again without thinking about Sean? I don't want you to be disgusted by me.

I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.


If you were ready to sleep with me we wouldn't be in this bar, but in my room not wasting any more time.

I love you, Skye. You’re in my heart, in my head, under my skin. You’re my present and my future.

So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter.

You know she needs you. Think for a minute instead of playing the wounded ego card.’’ — Derek

College isn't half as much fun as they told us it was going to be.""It's not one-hundredth as much fun.

Of a sudden he felt that fraternity life was the only way to exist at college. How could he have doubted? (126)

I’m the guy who knows how you can hurt so much that your insides feel like they’re cut and bleeding.