I think my degrees in Theology and Psychology qualified me for nothing, but probably prepared me for everything.

Of course he had a female following. Was there anything college girls found sexier than being told what to think?

...the most important thing you must remember when dealing with a politically biased professor is to be friendly.

Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.

Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.

The university awarded me my degree, but can something that’s basically worthless be properly called an award?

College: two hundred people reading the same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books.

Take a limitation and turn it into an opportunity. Take an opportunity and turn it into an adventure by dreaming BIG!

{...]I began to feel tears of frustration build up in my eyes, yearning to free themselves from their glandular prisons.

You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.

The essence of true education in one's life is to show the presence of mind, heart and soul to sense everything right

Love doesn’t conquer all; it’s a powerful tool to overcome everything because it means you’re not alone.

Borrow money only for an education that will yield enough of a return in the job market to allow you to pay your loans back.

I’m a fan of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Brunette and doesn’t mind a guy that’s an animal? Hell yeah.

At this very moment with my girl in my arms, I feel like there’s nothing I can’t do for her, for us. — Duke