Naked. Waiting. Go.

You make velocity look good.

It was her turn to hold him up.

Absolutely. No more pretending!

You're too young to be so old.

He should probably make love to her.

True love stories never have endings.

Sometimes funny is all you've got.

Happier than a bird with a french fry.

I’m going to kill you, you know.

There's something about a cowboy...

I've found the best treasure... You.

Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?

I told you. I don't do soft and gentle.

We’re late. For a VERY important date