Love is alcohol.

It comes in pints?

Was I on a hangover?

Write drunk. Edit Sober.

Now is the time to drink!

Good people drink good beer.

Next to music, beer was best.

The whiskey kicked like a mugger.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Champagne and Benzedrine! Never again.

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.

I'm a drinker with writing problems.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.