The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle

If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?

It is the small, mundane choices we make every day that cause the biggest difference

Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it´s such a nothing.

Marriage the family unit was the original Department of Health Education and Welfare

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.

Marriage is not essential to the contentment, the dignity, or the happiness of woman.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person

Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret.

I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years from now.

Like most girls, her imagination carried her just as far as the altar and no further.

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

A strange marriage that had been, though most marriages appear strange to spectators.

You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.