In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.

La femme mariée est une esclave qu'il faut savoir mettre sur un trône.

Whom she will be my next wife, will marry my attorney on paper and marry me on the bed.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me

Whom she will be my next wife, will marry my attorney on paper and marry me on the bed.

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

Married life had taught him the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.

Her first marriage, a distressing experience involving an umbrella, had to be annulled.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

A covenant differs from a contract almost as much as marriage differs from prostitution.

A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES.

A loving mother makes sacrifices for peace and laughter to reign in her home and family.

Perhaps it's simply the dual nature of marriage, the proximity of violence and love.