Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress.

We laughed together. It’s so lovely laughing with a man. It feels positive. Relaxed…

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy

Men like to imagine and think vulgar thoughts, but present them with boldness and they run scared.

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

There are no big men and big women. There are small people with big dreams and extra larger passion!

What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.

Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.

I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you.

There are three things men can do with women: love them suffer for them or turn them into literature

A man who does not doubt the courage of a woman, is a man that is subjugated by her will and allure.

How can men be such lummoxes, such wads of chewing gum on our ballet slippers and still feel so good?

Men have a better time than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlie

Do not trust all men but trust men of worth; the former course is silly the latter a mark of prudence