Better broke than dead.

Mirnin: Where's Shreve?

Don't bait the cougars.

I hate traveling with amateurs.

Must we argue word choice? Now?

Don't play his game. Play yours.

I love it when you talk dirty physics.

Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl

Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!

Any fool can kill. It takes genius to create.

Clumsiness would be just as deadly an opponent.

Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffsNotes.

Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.

He lives alone and makes his bed? Who does that?

I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous.