None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free

Let us not rest until we are free to live in dignity in the land of our birth.

Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.

Some third person decides your fate: this is the whole essence of bureaucracy.

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy

What a City Council should do, and what it will do, don’t alwaysmatch up.

Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

Indian politics the all-you-can-eat buffet that comedians have always dreamt of

Divide and rule, the politician cries;Unite and lead, is watchword of the wise.

True unalienable rights do not require one to trample other unalienable rights.

I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.


We once again see the painful reality of the spineless political intelligentsia

In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.

My job is not to represent Washington to you but to represent you to Washington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.