. . . have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.” —Steve Jobs

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices a rottenness begins in his conduct

You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.

I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time

Goodness, armed with power, is corrupted; and pure love without power is destroyed.

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.

Nothing but only the courts and the votes make the representatives perform in India

I get no respect The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would be honest

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen The higher up you go the scarcer it becomes

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely, absolute power attracts the corruptible.

I think Dianne Feinstein may be the most Orwellian political official in Washington.

Government activities that are for public consumption are eyewash from the citizens.