I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off?

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenal's moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.

I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.

No more shooting from anyone. Or I am going to get seriously cranky with everyone. Suddenly, and violently and all over the place.

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.

Mary,' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm ' 'You mightn't like it,' said Mary. 'But I love it.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.

At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn’t exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.

There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that including, or not including you?