I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS

I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.

All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

He was the hardest person to figure out I had ever met, which was saying something. I knew girls, after all....

Need I say more?''No, because you're wrong, and I'd hate for you to keep embarrassing yourself.

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.

Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.

Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don't know the difference.

All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-""It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?