Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling.

Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...

Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.

Oh no. Oh God. I couldn't possibly be so stupid.""Don't limit yourself. You can be anything you wish.

Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. “Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.

Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter of thanks!

The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles.

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.

And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.

When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.