With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.

Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.

I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.

It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel." -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow

También le he visto a usted. Ozzera. Crispin. ¿Verdad?Christian-corrigió Lissa

The life I've livedWhat more can one ask forApart from a grand exitSlit of the wristTotal bliss

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.

Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.

Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?

Such polite manners for an armed man who was kidnapping me. Danilo could take a few lessons from him.

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops

Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense.  I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.

Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend.” - Laney