A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.

Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents.

That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.

Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.''And yet it is still extremely funny.

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?

As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.

I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity.

I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend till death your right to say it.

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.