But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year.

There’s been a lot written on the topic of minimalism. But I still believe in it.

Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catche

Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.

…believing sarcasm and rude remarks kept the monsters at bay. They didn’t.

Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.

I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.