The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.

If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.

No one referred toFearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone’s party.

Well, it just figures," Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

If two heads are better than one, then think how brilliant committees must be.

I'm so honest, that in order to compliment you, I'd improve you first.

Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.

I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay.

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.

Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!

Wouldn’t you like to know,” I smiled. “I travel. Shit happens.

Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.